How Not To Sail

Sometimes you just have to remind yourself to stop and smell the marina—er, roses. Whichever...

A very special welcome to our very first Patreon patron, Captain Boomies!

(Which occurred to me while re-launching the dinghy.)

As I mentioned during the latest podcast episode (posted today), you can now get the very same magazine that ruined my life...for free! While people...

After coming to grips with the new reality of things, I start the 350-mile journey back toward Marathon, and "home." (And I probably should learn how certain things work on the boat. Just sayin'.)

FYI, to comment and use all the features and such, I highly recommend you watch this video on YouTube. (All the same links below...

In the aftermath of a major setback, I learn that you have to go with the current. (Produced aboard Jacie Sails during the COVID-19 pandemic.)

We finally make it to the boat show in Miami...and a shocking development.

Note: This is the script. The podcast episode is at HowNotToSail.com/11.

How far do you have to go to get an audio recording without the sounds of human society?

So we’re anchored here in Tera Ceia Aquatic Preserve, just next to Bradenton…which, if you don’t know, is on the south side...

Broadcasting live from aboard Jacie Sails, and taking questions and comments from my fellow #HowNotToSailers. Pretty much for insiders only...but feel free to check it out.

We went sailing to Cuba from Key West, via Dry Tortugas National Park. Bradford recorded the adventure for his podcast, The Multimedia Ninja.

From my stop at Cabbage Key during the How Not To Sail Podcast Season One journey...

On January 3, 2015, "The Admiral" and I enjoyed the day on Garden Key and Bush Key in Dry Tortugas National Park. (This from the goodness of Apple "On This Day" iOS feature.)

This day (Feb 24) in 2019, I headed out from Marathon Marina north toward Marco Island.

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Back in the water! The Max-Prop Easy install went...pretty easily. (Is that Max-Prop, Max Prop, or MaxProp? It took me a minute.)

In this episode, I point the boat toward downtown Miami at last! What could possibly go wrong? (Plus info on the How Not To Sail book giveaway!)

In the final segment in the Capt. Bob Bitchin series, Bob tells how he met and started working for the infamous biker and daredevil...and made it into Rolling Stone magazine.