How Not To Sail

Ahoy there! So, I was tickled stinkless to get to hang out with authors Wayne Stinnett, Nick Sullivan and Bob Bitchin on Wayne and...

Were YOU in Hurricane Idalia? Or another hurricane? Let me know in the Comments below! **Listen to this podcast for info on the Annapolis meetup...

There's nobody with more experience in How Not To Sail than the legendary Captain Bob Bitchin. What could possibly go wrong?

The Admiral and I visit the Bahamas island of freedom, drive on the wrong side of the road...and *maybe* escape a man with a machete.

Thanks to Dennis for checking up on me! Just a quick note to let you know that Episode 48 is coming soon! We've had some...

(Well, it was good for me, anyway...) (And Welcome Aboard to our newest patron Don!) I actually ran into this via LatsAtts.com (mad props), found that...

You'd expect no less on such an historic day, no?

Show Notes In this episode, I touch on a couple of "How Not To Buy A Boat" ideas that I wrote about in my book....

This just might be the most imporant episode I've done this year. Wait...what?

An important announcement...and maybe some flute. Who knows?

It's party time!

Strange how much this episode from a "pre-How Not To Sail" podcast parallels this week's events—and how little I learned from my experience. Don’t forget,...

We're getting ready for some large fun!

Some news about the Zoom party, a certain boat show...and what I've been screwing around with.

I try to actally fix a coupla things so I can get back "home"...and make a disturbing discovery at the last minute.

A big crane (a.k.a. a “travel lift”) plucks my sailboat from the water, hopefully in one piece. And we meet an old friend.

What the @#*$&^ is going on this week, you ask? This is the answer.

I cruise up the Gulf Coast, discover how dangerous sunscreen can be, and...maybe(???) get hauled out?

I fail to repair my thru-hull valves but learn How Not To Snuba and just a wee bit about diesel engines. And maybe I'm optimistic?

Ex-biker, bodyguard to Evel Knievel and 100,00-mile world sailor. You know Captain Bob Bitchin has some great How Not To Sail stories! And is that...Morgan Freeman?!??