Announcement

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What the @#*$&^ is going on this week, you ask? This is the answer.

Ep. 38: Beware Sunscreen!

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I cruise up the Gulf Coast, discover how dangerous sunscreen can be, and...maybe(???) get hauled out?

Ep. 37: Schizophrenia

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I fail to repair my thru-hull valves but learn How Not To Snuba and just a wee bit about diesel engines. And maybe I'm optimistic?

Ep. 36: Another Bitchin Episode

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Ex-biker, bodyguard to Evel Knievel and 100,00-mile world sailor. You know Captain Bob Bitchin has some great How Not To Sail stories! And is that...Morgan Freeman?!??

Here’s what you had to say…

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Thanks so much to everyone who helped out by taking the survey! (BTW, it's not to late to make your voice heard!)

Ep. 35: Reefer Madness

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Calm down, it’s about one of the most important things on a boat…the refrigerator. I discover a super-cool “feature” that’s been buried for a decade. And if “Blowtorch Mike” wasn’t colorful enough, surely “Reefer Mike” is?

Episode 34: Not Always Utopia?

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Jimmy and Sondra Lee buy s/v Utopia, a Caliber 40 LRC, shoot a toilet gasket across the cabin, dodge catastrophe in a lock...and learn...

Episode 33: Answerin’ Yarrrr Questions…

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In this episode, I answer listener questions...with some help from a couple of VIPs...!

Episode 32: Captain Boomies and The Bear

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In this episode, we hang out with former megayacht Captain Boomies and her megayacht "Mate-ineer" Christian...a.k.a. "Bear."

Episode 31: Stuck On Trickle (St. Pete Boat Show)

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In this episode, I may get to say a few words at the St. Pete Power & Sail Show; I DO get to hang out with the HNTS Patreon Crew; and...

Patreon Crew VIP Meetup

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Thanks to everybody who made the pre-boat show meetup in St. Pete a rollickin' good time! Bear, Captain Boomies, Christine, Sondra, Jimmy, Mike, Mark...

Episode 30: Cruising with The Admiral

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In this episode, we share a slice of the cruising life (sorta) from Sarasota and reveal a couple of the survey results...and have a sip of The Donkey. (Reef Donkey. It's a beer. The Admiral wanted to clarify that.🤣)

Episode 29: All At Sea

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In this episode, I check if we're still afloat, try to get some music from Peter Suarez, and resolve a little wager we made.

Episode 28: The Punch List

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In the last podcast of 2021, I get a couple of unpleasant surprises. Welcome to cruising!

Episode 27: Ahoy, HowNotToSailer!

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A steaming potpourri of How Not To Sail news and tidbits to (almost) close out the year.

Help Make How Not To Sail Better

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If you are a listener to the audio podcast, whether it's your first time or the umpteenth time, I really could use your feedback...

Give The Gift Of How Not To Sail

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Short and sweet, here... First of all, THANK YOU to everyone who's bought How Not To Sail in paperback and on Kindle...for making it number...

Get Your How Not To Sail Ringtones

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Big thanks to #HowNotToSailer Tal Sutton! So, Tal emailed me to ask if I might be able to pass along the How Not To Sail...

Episode 26: How Not To Paddleboard

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In this episode, I try to stay upright on a paddleboard and get some peace…but I run into a familiar obstacle.

Read The Blog From The Season One Trip

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You may not realize it, but I kept a blog during the whole cruise around South Florida that became Season One of the podcast. You...