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Episode 1: Bitchin

In Ep. 1, I talk to cruising legend Bob Bitchin, and get ready to ...

Episode 2: Control

In Episode 2, I make final preparations for my voyage, gain a theme song, and learn an interesting lesson from musician and sailor Peter Suarez.

Episode 3: Fog

Besides crab pots and lightning, this is probably my new least favorite thing.

Episode 4: Sounds

Sounds can be critical on a boat...

Episode 5: Jacie Sails

In this episode, we finally meet the main character—Jacie Sails—and learn how she got her unusual name.

Episode 6: The Great Leap Forward

In this episode, I make the leap 90 miles south from Marco to Marathon, and find...something in the way. (Or many somethings, really.)

This Week On The Podcast: I’m Answering Your Questions!

Well, the title pretty much says it all. This week, I'm answering listener questions from YOU, #HowNotToSailer...!

Episode 7: Fuel Dock Debbie

Sometimes in cruising—and in life—things don’t go like you planned.

Episode 8: I Don’t Wanna Be Buffett

In my quest to learn more about this "Trop Rock" music that all the boaters seem to love, I talk to Eric Stone, Mike Nash, and Brian Watson from SV Another Road.

Ep. 9 is Here…on Audio *and* Video!

Check it out...the official launch of the "real stuff" on the How Not To Sail YouTube channel! (You don't have to subscribe, but hey,...