Where Not To Go

Fair warning: The colors in today’s post are insane!

Sounds can be critical on a boat...

Don't visit here! (We want it all to ourselves!)

Check it out...the official launch of the "real stuff" on the How Not To Sail YouTube channel! (You don't have to subscribe, but hey,...

I don’t have a friend to shower with, but...

Some days you just need more coffee. Or more cowbell. Your choice.

In this episode, I point the boat toward downtown Miami at last! What could possibly go wrong? (Plus info on the How Not To Sail book giveaway!)

The Gulfport Marina (Gulfport Municipal Marina) in Gulfport, Florida has awesome people, reasonable prices, and perfect access to the Gulf of Mexico.

There are definitely worse places to be working!

Looking for a great time with an entertaining captain aboard a classic sailboat? Look no further!

No pool, no pets, not much cellular... Wait...