How Not to Refit a Boat
If you like stress and unnecessary expense, then be sure not to learn from our experience refitting SV Ultima...
This Day in History: Famous Birthday
Ahoy there, HowNotToSailers! So today is not only the 100th episode of the How Not To Sail Minute (which I thank you greatly for...
The Sound Of Laundry
I don’t know what is the sound of one hand clapping, but...
Episode 1: Bitchin
In Ep. 1, I talk to cruising legend Bob Bitchin, and get ready to begin the cruise around Florida that starts this whole mess in motion.
Episode 30: Cruising with The Admiral
In this episode, we share a slice of the cruising life (sorta) from Sarasota and reveal a couple of the survey results...and have a sip of The Donkey. (Reef Donkey. It's a beer. The Admiral wanted to clarify that.🤣)
Captain Boomies: How Not To Tie Your Dock Lines
There's a right way to tie a cleat hitch. And so many wrong ways...
Sanibel
It's been about a decade since I was last at Sanibel.
Back to the Barn
I hate to leave SW Florida, but...
Interview: Nathan and Vivian from Ocean Passages
FYI, to comment and use all the features and such, I highly recommend you watch this video on YouTube. (All the same links below...
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Working Feverishly… (Deliriously?)
A look behind the scenes at the madness... [Spoiler Alert! The link at the end of this post takes you to info that may give away what's going to happen in the next few episodes. Kinda.]
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Ep. 56: A Sh***y Situation
Wherein I finally make it to the boat...and find a couple of "wrinkles."
Welcome, Mark!
Please give a hearty hello to Mark Nicholas, one of our very first Patreon patrons...and ahoy to Admiral Shayne!
Mark actually has a couple of...
St. Pete Patreon Crew VIP Meetup
Thanks to everybody who made the pre-boat show meetup in St. Pete a rollickin' good time! Bear, Captain Boomies, Christine, Sondra, Jimmy, Mike, Mark...
